like some kinda shitty humanstuck yearbook
in case anyone wanted the full set
"With each age, legend breeds a new generation of heroes."
"SO, do I look like a tool?"
"YEAH, big time." ;;;;)
scourge sisters for paperseverywhere
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
I went from this
at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…
DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.
I want to know who is responsible
I don’t know what to think anymore
here are the requests i was able to get done today in celebration of 4/13, the most holy of homestuck days!
now i have to go nurse my hand LMAO that was fun tho
cries a lot
So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy.
He made this.
This was about 823742 times better than I thought it would be
This is literally the best thing I’ve seen
Dear god, I’m crying.
this is the best video ever.
I was messing around on the new Paradox Space webpage and I thought “Hmm, I wonder if there is some easter egg for entering /413 to the end of the url” and when I hit enter I was met by these two!
Equius! You poor thing! what happened to your computer?!
Time-Machine (via a comment at shakesville.com)
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.
i found my new strife specibus its roommate kind
he’ll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker
So Soul Eater?
i wish tumblr had more of an “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”